Saturday, August 16, 2008

Bigfoot? AWESOME!

Body Proves Bigfoot No Myth, Hunters Say

Seriously? This is ridiculiously AWESOME! And, just the type of publicity an environmental organization like ours needs right now...

The number of inquiries from media and concerned citizens has been overwhelming. Seriously overwhelming to the point that, if we do not respond to your e-mails in a timely fashion, please understand that we are care but only have two hands (and one is usually clutching a Dr. Pepper).

Locating a species like BIGFOOT (aka Yeti, Sasquatch, Big Hairy Guy, etc.) solidifies the concerns of multi-cross-exotic-species more than discovering Nessie or even Santa Claus. It draws awareness to the fact that there are species in your own backyard that will devour you if you drink too much and fall asleep naked in the woods. This reminds me of our time in Peru... nevermind.

There are a lot of people that are discounting the fact that these two distinguished gentleman do not really have the body of Bigfoot. Truth is that these same people are afraid of reality. They are the same people that will tell their children that the Easter Bunny does not exist.

In the coming days, it will become increasing clear that these gentleman do in fact have the body of Bigfoot. Unfortunatley, I will be missing the celebration as I have another 60 hours of "volunteer" work.

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