Sunday, April 5, 2009

Growing on You...

To all of our loyal cultlike supporters,

As you can imagine with all of the recent Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus media exposure from CNN, Discover, G4TV, SyFy, TMZ, etc., our "organization" is growing.

After months of tense negotiations and finalizing government approval to invest our stimulus funds alternatively, we were able to acquire "our" domain
from the "other" Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus eradication organization. You will now find us at www.purplespottedhairlessplatypus.com.

Moving forward, you can now contact Christopher Christophersonson II directly at
christopherchristophersonsonII@purplespottedhairlessplatypus.com.

To report confirmed or unconfirmed Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus or other invasive species sightings - Red Shoed Horse Ants, Pumpkin Stripped Panda Bears, Giraffes, etc., please e-mail killtheplaty@purplespottedhairlessplatypus.com.

Include, with your e-mail, any photos, video links, descriptions, dung samples, DNA testing results, bank account numbers, and cosmospatial diagrams.

Expedition Ice Crevice... CANCELLED!!!

After months of preparation for Expedition Ice Crevice, the expedition was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. On the morning of the expedition departure, Christopher Christophersonson II discovered that he was married, his "wife" was pregnant, and that she was having the baby THAT day.

The National Geographic crew was disappointed given the scientific significance of such an opportunity, but they made a lemon out of lemonade by spending their free time researching stripper fish and "Fauna" at the local research center, the Olympic Garden.

Following our expedition cancellization, there was an intense legal battle with the "other" Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus research and eradication organization. We fortunately won this battle, and we're ultimately able to get an injunction against them until we can reorganize our expedition.

Given the unusual circumstances and as you may have see in the media - CNN, TMZ, HBO, G4TV, Animal Planet Guam, etc., I am ecstatic to have another son, Joshuaua Carlos Juan Christophersonson.