Growing on You...

To all of our loyal cultlike supporters,

As you can imagine with all of the recent Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus media exposure from CNN, Discover, G4TV, SyFy, TMZ, etc., our "organization" is growing.

After months of tense negotiations and finalizing government approval to invest our stimulus funds alternatively, we were able to acquire "our" domain from the "other" Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus eradication organization. You will now find us at www.purplespottedhairlessplatypus.com.

Moving forward, you can now contact Christopher Christophersonson II directly at christopherchristophersonsonII@purplespottedhairlessplatypus.com.

To report confirmed or unconfirmed Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus or other invasive species sightings - Red Shoed Horse Ants, Pumpkin Stripped Panda Bears, Giraffes, etc., please e-mail killtheplaty@purplespottedhairlessplatypus.com.

Include, with your e-mail, any photos, video links, descriptions, dung samples, DNA testing results, bank account numbers, and cosmospatial diagrams.