Hawaii Update

WOW! Hawaii has proven incredibly promising... As a result of our visit, we have a plaster mold of half of a purple spotted hairless platypus track as well as four unconfirmed sightings.

This provides great validation for our organization - especially at a time when our shear existence is so controversial. As you can imagine, there are many doubters out there... often referring to themselves as "FPSHP Haters". This, of course, is incredibly unfortunate considering the dangers presented by such crossbreeds as the purple spotted hairless platypus.

For a moment, just consider the Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairy Kangaroo. Had the dangers been recognized, funding would not have been an issue. On the other hand, if the Directors of the organization hadn't bet all of their funding on the University of Oregon to win the BCS Championship maybe they would still be around. Fortunately, we did not make that decision... we bet on LSU and still have a chance.

To that end - although we have yet to capture any purple spotted hairless platypus on this expedition, we will be heading to Belize in four days to explore the rain forests, investigate reports from local villagers, and bring in the New Year.