Friday, November 30, 2007

Liability Disclaimer and Privacy Policy

IN NO EVENT SHALL FOUNDATION OF THE PURPLE SPOTTED HAIRLESS PLATYPUS OR ANY OF IT'S CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE FOR (A) ANY DAMAGES TO OR VIRUSES THAT MAY INFECT YOUR COMPUTER EQUIPMENT OR OTHER PROPERTY AS THE RESULT OF YOUR ACCESS TO, USE OF OR BROWSING IN OUR SITE OR YOUR DOWNLOADING OF ANY CONTENT, INFORMATION, MATERIALS, DATA, TEXT OR IMAGES FROM OUR SITE OR (B) ANY INJURY, LOSS, CLAIM, DAMAGE, OR ANY SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, PUNITIVE, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ANY KIND (INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION LOST PROFITS OR LOST SAVINGS), WHETHER BASED IN CONTRACT, TORT, STRICT LIABILITY OR OTHERWISE, THAT ARISES OUT OF OR IS IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH (I) ANY USE OF OUR SITE OR CONTENT, DATA, MATERIALS OR INFORMATION FOUND THEREIN, (II) ANY FAILURE OR DELAY IN USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE ANY COMPONENT OF THIS SITE, OR (III) THE PERFORMANCE OR NON PERFORMANCE BY US OR ANY THIRD-PARTY PROVIDER TO OUR SITE, EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN, OR A THIRD-PARTY PROVIDER HAS BEEN, ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF DAMAGES TO SUCH PARTIES OR ANY OTHER PARTY.

THE FOUNDATION OF THE PURPLE SPOTTED HAIRLESS PLATYPUS IS NOT A REAL ORGANIZATION, DOES NOT ACCEPT ANY DONATIONS (CASH OR OTHERWISE), AND IS ONLY INTENTED FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES.

THE FOUNDATION OF THE PURPLE SPOTTED HAIRLESS PLATYPUS IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY OF THE "SPONSORS", OTHER ORGANIZATIONS (I.E. ACTUAL NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATIONS), AND/OR LINKED SITES.

PRIVACY POLICY: DO NOT PROVIDE ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION TO THE FOUNDATION OF THE PURPLE SPOTTED HAIRLESS PLATYPUS. IF YOU PROVIDE YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION, IT WILL NOT BE SOLD OR DISTRIBUTED BY THE FOUNDATION OF THE PURPLE SPOTTED HAIRLESS PLATYPUS, BUT THE FOUNDATION OF THE PURPLE SPOTTED HAIRLESS PLATYPUS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR, NOR GURANTEES THAT, YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION WILL NOT BE USED INAPPROPRIATELY BY ANY OTHER PARTY.

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