Myths, Lies, and Untruths

First, once again, thank you to our countless supporters that contacted us regarding the recent myths, lies, and untruths surrounding our foundation being closed. Fortunately, the information recently reported and posted at www.tmz.com is false.

Recognizing that this was simply an error, we have decided to proceed without legal action with anyone involved. We are fully capable of moving on without additinional recourse.

On a positive side, the recent coverage relating to the story has driven our web traffic significantly. The clear benefit is that more of Mother Nature's children will now be aware of the dangers of exotic species being introduced into the wild - specifically, of course, the dangers that the purple spotted hairless platypus present.

As a point of clarification, the Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus has not closed due to lack of funding and gross misappropriation of funds. We believe that there has been some confusion with our foundation and another that recently closed possibly due to those factors.

Due to a general similarity in names, we can understand the confusion. Another foundation that recently closed is the Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairy Kangaroo.

For additional information and/or media inquires, please feel free to contact me directly.

Following Tracks...

We have arrived in Hawaii. It, as always, is amazingly beautiful.

Our new staff members are working out really well. Although they will still be in their probationary period for a few more days, there's a strong chance that they will be joining us for a few more purple spotted hairless platypus hunts.

They've got keen senses and immediately spotted tracks when we arrived at destination. Unfortunately, the tracks washed away as the tide rose at sunset, but we were able to secure half of a plaster cast. We will post an image once it's set.

Once again, thank you for all of your support! As a stanch supporter of the foundation, you have enriched the lives of people across the globe. You should be commended. Please pat yourself on the back as well as continue to spread the word across the world... SAVE THE WORLD! FREE MOTHER NATURE!