WOW! Hawaii has proven incredibly promising... As a result of our visit, we have a plaster mold of half of a purple spotted hairless platypus track as well as four unconfirmed sightings.
This provides great validation for our organization - especially at a time when our shear existence is so controversial. As you can imagine, there are many doubters out there... often referring to themselves as "FPSHP Haters". This, of course, is incredibly unfortunate considering the dangers presented by such crossbreeds as the purple spotted hairless platypus.
For a moment, just consider the Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairy Kangaroo. Had the dangers been recognized, funding would not have been an issue. On the other hand, if the Directors of the organization hadn't bet all of their funding on the University of Oregon to win the BCS Championship maybe they would still be around. Fortunately, we did not make that decision... we bet on LSU and still have a chance.
To that end - although we have yet to capture any purple spotted hairless platypus on this expedition, we will be heading to Belize in four days to explore the rain forests, investigate reports from local villagers, and bring in the New Year.
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Sunday, December 16, 2007
Myths, Lies, and Untruths
First, once again, thank you to our countless supporters that contacted us regarding the recent myths, lies, and untruths surrounding our foundation being closed. Fortunately, the information recently reported and posted at www.tmz.com is false.
Recognizing that this was simply an error, we have decided to proceed without legal action with anyone involved. We are fully capable of moving on without additinional recourse.
On a positive side, the recent coverage relating to the story has driven our web traffic significantly. The clear benefit is that more of Mother Nature's children will now be aware of the dangers of exotic species being introduced into the wild - specifically, of course, the dangers that the purple spotted hairless platypus present.
As a point of clarification, the Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus has not closed due to lack of funding and gross misappropriation of funds. We believe that there has been some confusion with our foundation and another that recently closed possibly due to those factors.
Due to a general similarity in names, we can understand the confusion. Another foundation that recently closed is the Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairy Kangaroo.
For additional information and/or media inquires, please feel free to contact me directly.
Recognizing that this was simply an error, we have decided to proceed without legal action with anyone involved. We are fully capable of moving on without additinional recourse.
On a positive side, the recent coverage relating to the story has driven our web traffic significantly. The clear benefit is that more of Mother Nature's children will now be aware of the dangers of exotic species being introduced into the wild - specifically, of course, the dangers that the purple spotted hairless platypus present.
As a point of clarification, the Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus has not closed due to lack of funding and gross misappropriation of funds. We believe that there has been some confusion with our foundation and another that recently closed possibly due to those factors.
Due to a general similarity in names, we can understand the confusion. Another foundation that recently closed is the Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairy Kangaroo.
For additional information and/or media inquires, please feel free to contact me directly.
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