feedyourfable.com is an organization dedicated to creating recipes that attract invasive-non-indigenous-multi-cross-bred-exotic-species for eradication.In addition to the usual suspects (Bigfoot, Nessie, Barney, etc.), they've concocted recipes for:- Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus
- Lime Flavored Tidal Porcupines
- Six Toed Desert Cougars
- Magenta Skinned Jellyfish
- Black and White Golden Eagles
- Ozark Pumpkin Shrimp
There recipes have been consistently recognized for their near 40% success rate, while, as an organization, they received many (two) accolades for their enrichment to the industry.
Seriously? You want to work with us? That's outstanding, but we'd like to be honest from the beginning... the demand for a position with the Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus is ridiculous.We want to be clear (so that there are no misconceptions) that you will be competing with candidates from across the world from the best universities. It's like Donald Trump's "Apprentice" except you once you win you don't get paid, sleep in tents, and eat roadkill (usually killed same day if that's any consequence). If you are still interested in competing with the best of the best, please send your resume including specialties (i.e. trapper, plaster molder, spear shooter, photographer, massage therapists, etc.) and experience listing all non-indigenous species captured, killed and/or photographed. Pay history is irrelevant.Ideally, we are looking for fit, so if you can carry heavy loads, survive with minimal sleep, run fast and close the deal with a pedicure, you should consider a career with the Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus.
Seriously? You want to donate? That's awesome, but, given our current "situation", we'd recommend you donate to another great cause.Please consider donating to one of the following worthy, but not quite as exciting organizations:Project AWARE Foundation: Dedicated to conserving underwater environments through education, advocacy and action. Ocean Conservancy: The name sort of gives it away, right?Habitat for Humanity: Dedicated to building decent housing and brighter futures for hard working families.If you really want to show your support for the Foundation of the Purple Spotted Hairless Platypus, please Introduce-A-Friend or Twitter your support!
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